gentleman’s finger
noun – the digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner’s -sshole during s-x. the gentleman’s finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying -n-l s-x.
if the gentleman’s finger is withdrawn from the -sshole at any time during or after s-x, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. if the s-x continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman’s finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with -ss juices.
i told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my -sshole with his gentleman’s finger last night.
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