Gentleman’s Pounding
to give a woman an especially rough round of s-x after having attended/partic-p-ted in a cl-ssy event such as a scotch tasting or gala affair.
wow, rob gave me a real gentleman’s pounding after scotchfest last night…
the act of s-xual intercourse with someone whom you have feelings(wife) or minimal respect for(girlfriend; friendly work acquaintance). the act includes, but not limited to, semi aggressive pile driving in missionary, or doggy style positions. -ss spanking, light name calling(mild profanity as not to offend), while keeping respect and dignity in tact for the recipient. the ultimate goal in this scenario is to have a functional relationship upon completion of the act with the hopes of a repeat if mutally desired.
joe: “hey man, how did your happy hour turn out last night?”
mike: “my wife was pretty h-rny and in a good mood afterwards, so i issued her a gentleman’s pounding!”
joe: ” nice dude!”
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