gentleman’s relish
a polite term for j-zz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
noun: sp-nk, j-sm, come baby gravy. there is actually a brand of anchovy paste in britain called the gentleman’s relish – patum peperium. coincidentally, it’s rather salty.
do you like the taste of gentleman’s relish, babe?
don’t know, never tried it.
open wide. what’s your name by the way?
male -j-c-l-t-
i finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall
sp-nk, s-m-n, j-zz, spoff, spooge, population paste, man glue, jostle juice, baby gravy, etc. etc.
after a heavy night of masturbation, jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in gentleman’s relish, stuck to the side of his face.
“gentleman’s relish” (n), syn “duck b-tter”. a smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scr-t-m and thigh.
jane could smell d-ck’s gentleman’s relish a mile away.
the soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the p-n-s; sm-gm-
“p-ss me a q-tip so i can clean out the gentleman’s relish from beneath my foreskin….”
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