Gentlemen’s Emporium


an imaginary place where a nice gentleman can be “found”. he comes from a notable background. he is clean, n-ble and will make a fine husband.
this week i have a date with a fine guy that i got from the gentlemen’s emporium. this guy will be a lot better than the hook-up that came from mandonalds.

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