Geordie lass


geordie- a resident of newcastle, england, (but also includes some geordie wannabes from all areas around newcastle)

l-ss- what they call girls and women

a geordie l-ss is usually found drunk, hanging around the back of a nightclub, after a quick sh-g and maybe a kebab. n-body understands what they say, despite claiming to speak english like the rest of the country (with the exception of liverpool)

appearance- orange from fake tanning/ tanning beds, awfully greasy hair, just basically ugly and really in need of a wash. sometimes however, geordie l-sses with decent faces can sleep their way to fame, as demonstrated by the chav with money cheryl cole, who has (-thank jesus) now gone to annoy america.

a clear example of these girls can be seen in the television programme ‘geordie sh-r-‘

however, a geordie l-ss should not be confused with ‘a girl from newcastle’
holly hagan

“geordie l-ss holly hagan has admitted that she is planning to have another b–b job and wants her br–sts to eventually be “three sizes bigger” than they are now.

the ‘geordie sh-r-’ star has already had breast augmentation and flashed the results of her first procedure on the opening episode of the mtv reality tv show. however, she thinks her bust size is still too modest and wants another boost as soon as possible.”

– vicky pattison
– charlotte let-tia

etcetera

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