George Foreman


when you get a b-n-r and it rubs against your leg causing irritation that resembles a grill burn.
guy 1: dude i got a hard on during my cross country race and it rubbed against my leg for 3 miles and now the spot burns.
guy 2: ha ha bro sounds like you got a george foreman
former heavyweight boxer and grill maker who was recently discovered to have no fingerprints due to a tragic accident in his early grill making life.
former heavyweight boxer george foreman, who has reached popularity again with his range of cooking appliances, was held by security for 4 hours at the miami international airport today.

security would not allow foreman, who had been doing promotion in j-pan, back into the country as he could not provide the fingerprints required by federal law for entry. an accident over 15 years ago while using drain cleaner resulted in chemical burns to both his hands, and the loss of most of his fingerprints.

a spokesperson for the mia, terry n-ble, said “it has been an unfortunate misunderstanding and the airport sincerely apologises to mr foreman.” he also stated that a review of the procedures at the airport had been launched to prevent the situation arising again.
noun: a blunt that is rolled utilizing 4 “swisher sweet” brand cigars licked together 2×2, with a minimum of 1/4 of an ounce of marijuana contained inside.

origin: c. 2005; san francisco east bay area, union city, ca. a play on the sound of “four”.
“d-mn dog, we need to pick up at least a quarter and four swishers to roll this george foreman…”

“b-tch, you can’t fade this fat -ss blunt called a george foreman.”
another term for “grill”, as defined as “one’s personal business”. george foreman, former heavyweight champion, is now most known for his revolutionary kitchen grill (the george foreman grill) that cuts the fat out of foods and cooks quicker than a conventional over or stove.
girl 1: ooooh that guy is all over sandra!!
girl 2: d-mn, that n-gg-‘s all up in her george foreman!!
after recieving oral s-x to the point of -rg-sm, the reciever aims and shoots his s-m-n to the reciever’s forehead, and then proceeds to wait for the s-m-n to drip down the face and off the chin.
i gave her a george foreman, and i watched as my delectable fat dripped off that ho’s grill.
verb-the act of grilling something using the george foreman lean mean grilling machine
did you see what happened to john’s face?i heard he tripped in the kitchen and george foremaned it.

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