George Washington Carver
when one covers oneself in peanut b-tter, and engages in a fifteen hooker g-ngb-ng.
“get out the peanut b-tter b-tches! its george washington carver time!”
he’s a dude who discovered a lot of uses for peanuts.
george washington carver made: medicine, skin moisturizer, a school on a bus, like 160 different medicines, peanutb-tter, peanut oil, and way more than that. if he were here today he could make cars run on peanuts :).
smothering your b-lls with peanut b-tter and having a dog lick it off.
dan buys peanut b-tter in bulk because he loves giving alli’s dog the george washington carver.
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