George Washington Swag
any act of striking an epic “forward leaning, one knee high” pose so as to resemble george washington in the famous “crossing of the delaware” painting. it should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one’s self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.
ideal locations for george washington swag include but are not limited to:
convertibles
jeeps
golf carts
parade floats
slow moving amus-m-nt park rides
any prominent location on a boat
and atop shopping carts in wal-mart (experts only)
i knew our savior had finally come the instant i checked his george washington swag
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