Georgia

georgia has blonde hair and is really smart, she always has a big smile and she likes horses and unicorns. she is very wise and she is probably one of the greatest friends ever!
georgia is so smart
a girl that is so amazingly s-xy all guys dribble when they see her.
boy: i’ve just started dribbling, there must be a georgia near
georgia is the place where all the food is deep-fried, mashed, b-ttered, barbequed, and shot the day before you eat it. the first question you’re asked is “what’s your last name?” because they somehow know your entire family. camouflage is the common apparel, sweet tea is the sweetest, and there are as many churches as there are pine trees. you get florida weather without the yankees and everyone is friendly. we’re not as industrialized as the north and “georgia snow” is still a common sight, minus the slaves. oh, and the best part is the accent. can’t find one like that anywhere else.
(strong accent) well don’t you just have the biggest brown eyes i have ever seen! lord, i bet you’re billy’s daughter you look jes lak him. you know, i went to school with him, and my grandma went to school with his mom, and her mother..i got this all the time when i lived in georgia.
.:.georgia.:.
name– you are a sarcastic girl, who is loud when with people most comfortable with, but shy when meeting new people. good in school, no one really hates you. you have friends, and only a couple close friends. sporty, but you do have a girly side to you. some one who loves to laugh, smile, and dance around. creative, has a wild imagination. many people like you, so don’t worry. you have the best name in the world. =d

state– nice, cool state. good people and good food.

georgia (in both terms) is awesome!
guy 1–i just met some amazing girl.

guy 2– really. what’s her name?
guy 1– i don’t know… all i know is she was funny caring and just… amazing. -sighs-

guy 2– you must have met a georgia.

=d
1. a u.s. state in the south established in 1732, known in the past for it’s peaches and cruel history of slavery, and now known for it’s peaches, racist rednecks, and as a haven for elite strippers; 2. a sovereign eurasian state in the caucasus; 3. an overly headstrong woman with a sharp tongue and confrontational demeanor. see also-b-tchharpyharridanshrew
“i offered to buy her a drink, and she spat on me, called me a ‘misogynist -sshole’, slapped me, and kneed me in the nuts before walking away yelling that there were no good men left…what a f-ckin’ georgia!”
a state filled with underaged redneck sl-ts and wh-r-s. also, home of the peaces. represent.
person 1- d-mn, i just hooked up with 5 girls!

person 2- we must be in georgia

guy 1: wow, you just made out with ton of girls.

guy 2: whenever we’re in georgia i can pull a noah
a state that gets waaaaaaaaay too hot & humid in the summer, you can’t breathe.
it’s hot outside, i must be in georgia
a wh-r-, generally sells kebabs and likes black d-ck.
guy 1 (black): i hear georgia is around town.
guy 2 (white): you better watch yourself, she’ll be on your d-ck within the week.

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