Geriatric bypass
euphemism for committing suicide, especially when it’s describing a young person.
did you hear that heath ledger’s od was supposed to be accidental?
bullsh-t – it was totally a geriatric byp-ss.
1. the act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. a medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.
for the last twenty years, jack claimed to others that he’s only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he’s even used hair coloring. he acts as if he’s had a geriatric byp-ss.
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- geriatrism
when old people use words that aren’t real words, but they’re too old to remember or care that they’re not real words. using “d’ruther” in place of “would rather” is a geriatrism.
- Puberty Boy'ing
a synonym for hawking, but used more often to indicate when a guy is checking out a girl. “d’you have your seatbelt? on” “yeah, buddy, that cop was hawking us. “what? hawkin’?” “yeah, you know, like, eyeing us, as a hawk eyes his prey.” “oh, you mean like, p-b-rty boy’ing !”
- German Snot Rocket
a s-x position regarding a man getting a bl-w j-b and then stickin his d-ck in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans d-ck while he -j-c-l-t-s in the nostral dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.
- Susan Colwell
someone who may quite possibly be into women. that lady at the local wh-r- house may be a susan colwell.
- gerthical
the state of being gerthy you’re far to gerthical for that belt….b-tch.