gerked


adj. being “high” on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or sp-cing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.
1. man, after 10 xtzs i’m f-cking gerked.

2. hey dude, lay off the f-cking teas. you’re gerked out of your mind right now.

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