Gerkini
a gerkini is an expression used when you encounter a man with a p-n-s that is the size or smaller than an actual gerkin pickle. gerkini can be used to name the p-n-s, or the man who has a small p-n-s.
“i just had an evening with the gerkini” or
“his junk reminded me of a gerkini”
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