German Apology
when a person of german heritage makes an egregious and obvious mistake and is unwilling or incapable of offering a sincere apology, but rather tries to mask an apology through carefully chosen words.
ex 1. german apology to wife: ” i am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when i told you that i was going to the jets game on sunday”
ex 2. when an irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the german husband to call for a cab to take them home. german apology: “i’m sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle”
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