German Baptism


a german baptism describes the first spill of alcohol – preferably beer while opening the can – on a new piece of clothing.
dear piece of clothing,
honoring the legendary tradition of the “german baptism”, you are now officially ready to endure endless nights in muggy bars and wicked beer tents.

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