German Countdown


a s-x move whose const-tuent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.
hubert: “dude, did you hear beatrice got the german countdown (der deutschen kündigung)?”

barnaby: “yeah man, i wasn’t there but i know one when i see one. it’s gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she’s a comatose paraplegic.”

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