German Earmuffs


the s-xual act in which two females simultaneously put their v-g-n-s completely around another persons ears.
peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. he decided to ask two of his friends to give him german earm-ffs so he could at least hear it.
the s-xual act in which two females simultaneously put their v-g-n-s completely around another persons ears.
peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. he decided to ask two of his friends to give him german earm-ffs so he could at least hear it.

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