German Flare


when a fat german lights their fart on fire. for it to be a true german flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. they get on their back, pull their legs back to put their -ss up in the air. when they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.
i am sure glad i had that german flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

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