German Sharpshooter


a s-xual act as defined: hide in the shower and quietly m-st-rb-t- while your significant other is taking a dump. just before you -j-c-l-t-, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid p–p. quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.
person 1: you’ll never believe what i did last night! i pulled off the infamous “german sharpshooter”!

person 2: right on bro!

person 3 : that’s disgusting.

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