German Shrapnel


when you take a sh-t and the cr-p, which is runny and chunky, hits the water and splashes up covering your -ss.
“sh-t…. i just dropped some german shrapnel in there!”
step one: invite a b-tch and an enemy to your house. make sure enemy arrives one hour after girl does.

step two: feed b-tch dinner consisting of excessively spicy indian, mexican, jamaican food and a bag of dried apricots.

step three: go to the front door and -ss pound that b-tch like you’re a gorilla on v–gr-.

step four: when enemy arrives open the door and then quickly jump out of the away. revel in glorious revenge as that diabolically spicy sh-t rocket explodes in enemies face. enjoy a hearty chuckle as that -ss hat loses his dignity, his eye sight, and suffers third degree burns as the molten sh-t melts his face off!
guy 1: remember jeff?
guy 2: you mean the guy that stole your pack of gum?
guy 1: yes. lets just say certain steps were taken and he no longer enjoys the luxury of having a face
guy 2: -shocked silence-
guy 1: yes thats right. he endured the burning t-rd torpedo that is the german shrapnel

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