German Surprise
n. when a person is recieving head and is about to c-m, he does not warn the partic-p-nt, but rather lets it all out in her throat. she then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
“dude, i totally gave that b-tch the german surprise!”
“if you don’t shut up, i’m going to give you the german surprise.”
a wake up call that involves evacuating bodily g-sses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting “guten morgen”.
i totally gave that b-tch a german surprise this morning as she wouldn’t make my d-mn sammich last night!
n. when a person is recieving head and is about to c-m, he does not warn the partic-p-nt, but rather lets it all out in her throat. she then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.
“dude, i totally gave that b-tch the german surprise!”
“if you don’t shut up, i’m going to give you the german surprise.”
a drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through
“fetch me some new slacks jeeves” said the queen “i seem to have given myself a german surprise”
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