gerried
to breakup with your girlfriend/boyfriend over facebook by changing your status from in a relationship to single.
horse: “larry is listed as single!”
starfish: “what? when? why?”
horse: “sorry, girl you just got gerried”
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- Qualification to sing with akon
having s-x in the last 30 minuets (from lonely island and akon song “i just had s-x”) “since i had s-x twenty minutes ago, i have p-ssed the qualification to sing with akon.”
- qualified
well hung; posessing a large p-n-s i saw dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified.
- cocksmit
a guy who iz being a real -sshole or jerk could be described as a c-cksmit. “dante, quit being such a c-cksmit!”
- qualifly
n. to qualify in a paper plane contest. can also be used the day that one grows wings. variations: • qualiflication (n): the act of qualiflying. • qualiflyer (n): one who qualiflies + did you qualifly for the compet-tion? – no. my wings haven’t come in yet.
- cocobear
a cute nickname fit for the most beautiful of girls. guy: cocobeeaaar, i’ve got no chance with you, have i? cocobear: um, nah.