Gert Smulders
gert smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly p-rnagraphic actor from denmark. he has starred in many famous p-rnos such as “old and young.” he tends to be having s-xual intercourse with younger woman. his broken english and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly p-rn stars.
“man i watched some of gert smulders p-rn last night, jeez, i was terrified yet laughing my -ss off.”
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