gervaised
pr-nunciation: jur-vey-d
definition: a sudden unexplained connectivity problem with the internet in your workplace usually precipitated by a colleague.
origin: a guy in the office abuses the outside internet connection and it is suspected he is up to no good all the time, so he gets disconnected without notice to the internet. we call it being “gervaised”.
what happened to my internet? it’s down. someone must have been scr-w-ng around on the net again. i’m probably gervaised.
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