get a taste of the salami
to give f-ll-t–; to suck d-ck.
kevin: “how was the big date with phoebe?”
josh: “pretty sweet man. she was all over my c-ck.”
kevin: “ooooh yeah!”
josh: “yeah, when she came to my place i took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. she loved it! but after that i figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami.”
kevin: “awwww right!”
josh: “yeah, so i took her to the italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. she took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! but after that i decided it was time to give her a ride down the old hershey highway.”
kevin: “indab-tt man!”
josh: “yeah, so we drove down rte. 322 to the hershey’s plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. it was awesome! but then i decided it was time to slip her the sausage.”
kevin: “h-ll yeah!”
josh: “so i surprised her with another big salami that i had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. after that it was time to drop her off. that’s when i got some real nice p-ssy!”
kevin: “yeah, ’bout time.”
josh: “yeah, she had this sweet little cat, fluffy. he was the greatest!”
kevin: “so i bet you got a h-ll of a goodnight kiss at least.”
josh: “nothing, man. she’s a total prude. i had to go jack off to donkey p-rn!”
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