get bent

go away. f-ck off. go f-ck yourself.
crowley: i don’t need your help. get bent, moose.
telling someone to f-ck off or go f-ck themselves.
that ’70s show characters telling each other to get bent when they’re p-ssed at each other.
hyde: get bent!
a less offensive phrase used in a refusal to perform a ch-r-. “f-ck off”.
“i need this paperwork done”
“well, you can just get bent”
basicly telling someone to go to h-ll or f-ckoff. also it means to get bent over and have -n-l s-x. a word of warning do not tell parents to get bent instead say go to h-ll!!! or to save your self from getting grounded dont say anything at all.
that 70’s show uses this term alot: for example
kelso:isnt every night poker night for edna!
hyde:get bent ya moron
a put down in the vein of f-ck you and p-ss off only less offensive
“choose a lane you lousy woman driver”
“get bent”
“get bent!”: literally meaning “bend over so i can f-ck you in the -ss”, get bent is an expletive like any other. by omitting any curse words in this particular -ssertion of hate, “get bent!” retains the severity of a “go f-ck yourself” or a “f-ck off” all the while staying somewhat innocent. the kind of expletive you could use in front of your grandmother, or when d-mning a nun.
“get bent you nun-b-tch!”
much more subtle than f-ck you or go to h-ll, but with all the impact. it is the abbreviated imperative for, “you should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on christmas!” used in reply to outrageous requests…
spouse: “honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? i’m trying to speak with mother about the baby shower.”
other spouse: “hey bee-atch, get bent! can’t you see that me and my homies are watching the game? and tell that old hag to suck my d-ck while you’re at it?”
is an old miners cuss word meaning to get decompression sickness or known then as c-ssions disease.
when they built the foundations for bridges they worked in water tight containers on the river bed (c-ssions) and when they came to the surface too quick bubbles formed in the body, mostly around the joints causing them to be doubled over in pain. this is known as the bends.
this could last a long time.
once a worker had this he looked deformed, couldn’t work and left a vacancy for a family member/ friend etc. of another worker.
the quicker you get bent the better

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