get it beat up
to be on the receiving end of a s-xual encounter. generally used referring to either a female or a h-m-s-xual male who is the “b-tch”. every s-xual encounter must include a person to beat it up and a person to get it beat up.
neil: “that was quite an enjoyable s-xual encounter i had with susie last night. i am really looking forward to the deep and meaningful relationship on which we are currently embarking.”
carl: “you idiot. that trick only wants to get it beat up. you’ll probably never see her -ss again.”
neil: “what prior knowledge do you possess that empowers you to make such a statement?”
carl: “knowledge in the biblical sense, buddy. i hit that sh-t just this morning.”
neil: “that is quite an improbability given that it is presently only 10 o’clock in the morning.”
carl: “i told you man, she’s a ho.”
neil: “sheeeit n-gg- i oughta smack dat b-tch, ya know what i’m sayin’?”
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