get my knob polished
when a male submits his p-n-s for oral s-x (f-ll-t–). “kn-b” is a slang word or euphemism for head of the p-n-s (glans); “get polished” (polished) implies agitation or rubbing, in this case full s-xual excitation of the d-ck head.
when the male’s p-n-s head is swollen or engorged by oral s-x, he has had his kn-b polished. in actuality, though, “get my kn-b polished” has come to mean “get a bl-w j-b” with the hope of -rg-sm included.
the term is not to be confused with “dip my wick,” another penile reference that usually implies penile-v-g-n-l or even penile–n-l s-x.
a person who does not orally polish the kn-b but instead leaves it messy with saliva and/or pre–j-c-l-t- is a kn-b slob.
1. –“i want to get my kn-b polished soooo bad!”
–“don’t look at me, bro. find your own head.”
2. –“i like to polish his kn-b ’til it’s real shiny and red!” – one of the “two gay guys from jersey” (fred armisen, bill haider) on tv show sat-rday night live.
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