get the net


the equivalent of saying “catch up” or “acquaint yourself”. taken from wayne’s world, when wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to “get the net”
“wayne i love you”
“we broke up already, get the net”

“hey wanna come to a party?”
“i don’t like you or any of your friends, get the net.

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