get yo drink on, yo smoke on, and go home wit sumthin to poke on
gettin drunk, high and then f-ckin some bimbo.
i drank a bottle of jack daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now i’m takin that dumb -ss blonde home for a hot carl.
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