Get your clumps in a log


a synonym of ‘get your sh-t together’ based off of the clumping of p–p marbles together to form a log.
wes: hey man, hows it going?

isak: been unemployed for awhile now and lisa’s gonna be wanting child support soon.
wes: sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

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