get your pole polished
to receive a bl-w j-b.
guy on the street: “that job i had cleaning up the strip club was a good one. first i’d polish the strippers’ pole, then they’d polish mine. pretty good way to get paid if you ask me.”
pig: “i’m sorry sir, you can’t live here in this cardboard box. move it.”
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