getting bummed
he had decided after many years within a stale marriage and living a lie that he had to come out and be himself and live openly and honestly as a gay man. everyone was really accepting of him and that made him happy however he now had one last obstacle to overcome and that was the almost certain knowledge that he would be getting b-mmed.
he walked into the bedroom where his male lover was waiting for him. he was now out, gay and free. he put some lube on his virgin hole and knew that he was just seconds away from getting b-mmed. he would soon be living the gay dream!
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