gfs

good f-cking story. usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.
me: so i went to the store yesterday.
other guy: and?
me: that’s it.
other guy: gfs you fgt
it means go f-cking squirt. if anyone asks you to do something that you don’t want to do this is what you say in reply. normally said by people who are described as the worst person in the world. originally said towards women but can be said to anyone.
henry wants me to pick him up from the airport? well he can gfs on that one
gfs is short for gao fu shuai, which are chinese for tall, rich, handsome respectively. the word is coined by a prc scholar studying in victoria junior college in singapore. the word, frequently used as an expression of disillusionment after one eventually learns the stark contrast in the destinies between the rich elite and the poor losers, eventually became a catchword to describe the ideal life coveted by many in the diaosi community. the word has gained considerable popularity among the vj sm1 scholars since its launch on renren.
zuoshen:wolao! you went to eat thai pan again is it?
der: yala! the canteen food cannot eat one.
zuoshen: you gfs so zai sia; diaosi can only eat flying.
der:…….
grape fruit sandwiches
tom: hey one of my old gfs told me you were gay.
tim: you should not listen to grape fruit sandwiches they are very untrustworthy.
go f-ck self when you dont have alot of time to express ones whole meaning like go f-ck yourself faster version
gfs mother f-cker i didnt do it!
acronym: global forecast system. probably the best weather forecast model available to the public at present.
have you seen the latest gfs models?? looking like major snowfall for next week!!!
garrison forest school. renown private all-girls school in maryland. starting at 3 year olds and going up to 12th grade. college prep school
public school kid:oh you went to gfs? so does that mean you’re a dyk-?

garrison girl: no, it means that i’m smarter and have more money than you!