Ghetto Croutons
seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. this is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.
customer to waitress:
flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.
waitress to customer:
jerome, have you lost your d-mn mind? this ain’t no fine-dining establishment! grab your -ss some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.
customer to waitress:
don’t try to p-ss them ghetto croutons off on me!
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