ghetto strobe light
when your too ghetto for an actual strobe light so you improvise and just blink alot really fast at a steady pace.
person1: dude i heard your having a strobe light at your party”
person2: “(laughs) i don’t got enough money for that guess you’ll just have to deal with a ghetto strobe light”
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