ghetto witness


a person who is often from a low income neighborhood that is the material witness to a crime.
ghetto witness: well obviuslee we have a raypist in lincoln park, he’s climbin in yo windows, he’s sn-tchin yo peepul up, tryna rape ’em so ya’ll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz dey rapin’ eerybodee in hur.
often someone from a low income neighborhood who is a material witness to a crime.
news reporter: “here’s a witness now. could you tell us what happened

ghetto witness: he was raping everybody including the husbands, so lock up ya kids

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