Ghost chub


a suspected hard-on (but not confirmed or confirmable i.e. the suspect is clothed.)
omg, zeke has been making out with car for the last hour and a half!
w00t! ghost chub!
a suspected (but not verified) hard-on.
making out without s-x almost always produces a ghost chub.
zeke and marie were making out: what do you want to bet zeke’s got ghost chub?

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