Ghost Docking
inserting a human males p-n-s where another human male p-n-ss’ has been. an inanimate object is the true definition. i.e.: a jar of vasoline.
“docking” but without one of the docks.
original reddit.com thread by cherrrrycola
subject a: “oh man, i ‘borrowed’ my buddy’s vasoline jar and look what i saw!”
-picture of a vasoline jar with a definitive “paeyness” imprint in it.
(the actual “ghost docking” procedure is complete whence subject a inserts his paeyness into/upon where his “buddies” man-tool once poked.) eeewwwwww!
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