ghost pepper
a ghost pepper is 100 times hotter than the habanero. basically it feels like r-mm-ng the devil after he eats mexican. sh-tting one out feels like hot lava with chunks of razors flying 300 mph out of your -sshole. indians put these on fences to control wild elephants. also known as satan t-st-c-ls, h-ll peppers, and weapons of -ss destruction.
dumb-ss: i’m going to eat this bright -ss pepper!
satan: would you mind licking my nuts when you’re done back there?
dumb-ss: why the f-ck did i do this!?!?
satan: (laughs) ghost pepper. my greatest invention, up there with the incest and murder.
this pepper is 100 times as hot as the habenaro chili pepper. so, this chili is also referred to as ‘the chuck norris breath mint’
1. hey, man, i bet you won’t eat that ghost pepper!
2. f-ck no!
1. i bet chuck norris would!
a smoking hot red headed woman that you would like to insert your p-n-s into with or without consent.
oh man did you see that bitty piece, such a ghost pepper.
i’d love for that ghost pepper to sit on my face.
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