ghost poopie


when you think you take a huge dump but then u get up and theres nothing there.
ghost p–pie is phonemenon.
when you take a sh-t, feel it come out and even hear it land in the toilet, but when you get up nothings there causing you to run away and call a paranormal investagator
-plunk!-
-wipe-
“holy sh-t thers nuthin there, run dude my toilets haunted!!!”
“its just a ghost p–pie, dont freak!”
the p–p to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your p–p come out..but as soon as you stand up, there’s no p–pie in the toilet! when you whipe, theres no p–pie on the toilet paper either!
person1: i p–ped but it’s not in the toilet bowl! is it magic?

person2: no, it’s a ghost p–pie.

person1: wait..why are you in the bathroom with me?

person2: awkward….>.>

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