ghoster


to work through the night to hit a deadline. terminology used mainly within the design and construction industry.
deadline is looming! looks like we will have to do a ghoster this evening.
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people who do not live in your neighborhood but still come there any way to ‘trick or treat.’
nick: “theres more and more ghosters every year in this neighborhood.”
tom: “yea, why dont they stay in there own neighborhood!”
a ghoster is a drinking binge that lasts for over 2 days. the requirements are no sleeping, no eating, drift between many houses and pubs that are not your own possibly even a park. the drink of choice will always be strongbow.
“crack open another strongbow, i’m on a ghoster”
a disembodied erection. a b-n-r that does not exist in physical form. the experience of having an erection, but without the physical act of becoming erect. similar to phantom pains experienced with limb amputation, but with p-n-ses.

occurring in para/quadriplegics with non-functioning p-n-ses, those who have had their p-n-s severed and removed and male ghosts.
though, medically speaking, eric had no feeling below his waste, he could still get a ghoster every time a pretty girl walked by.
a ghoster (noun) is a type of very large sh-t, one that you can’t see in the pan.

because of the speed and force that large poo’s vacate the r-ct-m, they carry great momentum and such t-rds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can’t see them upon peering down the loo.

such dumps are very frustrating to a sh-tter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big cr-ps require hard work.
john enters after using the toilet
john: dammit! i just did a ghoster.
tim: ohnoes! i hate it when that happens!

…some seconds later
tim: why were you looking down the toilet?
device used for disguising marijuana smoke. consists of stuffing an empty toilet paper roll with bounce sheets and covering the end with a bounce sheet fastened to the tube by an elastic.commonly used in college dorms who enforce a strict no smoking policy.
guy 1: yo do you wanna hit the bong?
guy 2: yeah sure, but we gotta use the ghoster or else we could get in sh-t
an example of faeces, that requires no wiping; doesn’t smell; splash; make noise; leave skids or any other evidence of its existence.
does it smell bad in there? nah, mate; it was only a ghoster.

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