Ghosturbate
the act of masturbation when a man wraps his white bed sheets around his p-n-s and m-st-rb-t-s with it around said p-n-s until -j-c-l-t–n in which doesn’t take the sheet off of the p-n-s, then the man then falls asleep with the sperm and sheet making a mold of the man’s p-n-s looking like a ghost.
bill: hey jim, i ghosturbated last night and my mold was 7 inches!
jim: i did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.
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