Gib alert


issued when a woman with large heaving br–sts is seen in the immediate vicinity. similar in nature to the california highway patrol’s “sig alert”, but for a more uplifting purpose.
driver: “check out all these hot chicks…”
p-ssenger: “woah! gib alert!”
driver: “where?!”
-car crash-
-sig alert-

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