Gibson


a manufacturer of acoustic, electric, and b-ss guitars. parent company of the once independant epiphone. famous for the les paul, played by guitarists such as zakk wylde, the sg, played by angus young, the flying v, played by jimi hendrix before his untimely death in 1969, and the es series, played by chuck berry. known for very high prices, but with a stong reputation for quality and consistency.
i recently bought a new gibson guitar online.
extreme shocker…..putting your fingers in something cold before applying the shocker. this can include ice cream, ice water, bucket of ice etc.
she was bored with the shocker so i b-mped it up a notch and gave her a gibson with some ice cold fingers.
after a high five, when going in for the fist b-mp, opening your hand at last moment and grabbing your unsuspecting freind’s fist.
-gibson-
guy 1: “you got gibsoned, son!”
guy 2: “you son of a b-tch, i’ll kill you!”
someone in the group who is liked by everyone and is a bit flashy, just like the gibson guitar.
tom: jamie, he’s a right gibson.
a gibson, or gib, is commonly used as a adjective to descride a creeper. a gibson can be found lurking beneath shrubbery, outside of windows, or underneath your beard. gibsons are quite rare and can only emerge in their true form on july 24th at sunset. but beware, the nature of the gib can cause it to become quite aggressive when provoked. highly flammable and allergic to dillers. beware of the lurking gib.
i swear i could’ve seen a small gibson scurry underneath my mustache.
when you get a raw spot on your c-ck; this could occur from too much m-st-rb-t–n, or perhaps a stripper rubbing your crotch vigorously.
scott went to scores last night and uma rubbed him a gibson.
the best little town in the world. only a 40 min ferry ride outside of vancouver, bc. made popular by the tv series ‘the beachcombers’ filmed in this wonderful town. contrary to popular belief, gibsons is not an island, but actually part of the mainland. it is just impossible to get to without taking the ferry becasue the mountains are imp-ssible.
also, because it is on the sunshine coast, the weather is wonderful for all kinds of sports, especially sailing and powerboating.
have you been to gibsons?
d-mn rights, that the best little town on earth!

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