Gideon

a guy that is so good in bed that you keep wanting more and more nothing can beet him his perfect d-ck makes for the best s-x
i need more of gideon’s s-x
a manly man. a total “clint eastwood” type. he loves the outdoors and is a risk taker! he is also not afraid of anything. he fights and kills two grizzly bears a year and he once lived with a pack of wolves for 6 months. he is ruggedly handsome and has an all-american chiseled jaw. he has a few scars on his face from all of the fights he’s gotten into protecting and defending those he cares about. (don’t worry, it doesn’t take away from his superb good looks, in fact it adds to it.)

gideon is not afraid to speak his mind and is not afraid to get into fights, especially when it comes to defending the honor of his lady. gideon is a great guy to have a relationship with but he travels a lot, so it may get hard. but he is totally worth it! he has high morals and values but that won’t stop him from having a good time. gideon is the life of the party!

gideon can sometimes come across as aggressive but he is just being honest–he does not lie. if you need advice, he’s the man to go to. he won’t beat around the bush. he will tell you exactly what he thinks even if it hurts your feelings. and if it hurts you’re feelings he’ll say “hey little girl! i don’t like cherry. it upsets my stomach! yee yee!”

gideon is a good man who will make you laugh, make you smile, and make you bleed (if you cross him) but if you are on his good side, never let him go! (unless he physically pushes your face away from him)
luke: “did you see that man in the woods save that woman by killing the grizzly bear with his bear hands?”
garrett: “yeah bro, i did! that guy was a complete gideon bad -ss!”
a secretive group of people that place bibles in hotel rooms. since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.
“i’m gonna call the reception and tell them i’m don’t have a bible in my room, maybe i’ll get lucky and see a gideon”.
a fellowship of christian businessmen and professionals who spread the gospel of jesus christ through distribution of the holy bible. while most people are familiar with the gideons’ hotel bibles, the gideons also distribute bibles in prisons, on college campuses, in hospitals and to police, firefighters and members of the armed forces. contrary to other entries, the gideons do not spy on people at the hotels. in fact, gideons must be non-judgemental and avoid all manner of divisive doctrinal discussions.
i left my bible at home. i’m sure glad the gideons left a bible in this hotel room.
a nice bunch of people who see to it that hotel visitors always have enough toilet paper.
1. a group of people that puts bibles into hotel rooms.
2. a secret government cult of anonymous suit-wearing agents that monitors every action of hotel room occupants and writes threatening messages on the wall in blood when drinking gl-sses are accidentally broken buy an innocent game of hacky-sack.
1. that was so thoughtful of the gideons to put this bible in that drawer.
2. help!!! the gideons are after us. we have to leave the country. now.
caribbean slang for ghetto youths who do the dirty work on the streets. most of them are little teenagers who run up on a rival gang leader’s crib and wet the whole place up.

baby shatta: whe di ak and di ar 15 fa baas? (what is the ak47 and the ar 15 for boss?)

top shatta: dat da fi di gideon wen deh run up paan di spot (that is for when the gideon’s run up on my crib/turf)

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