Gift Coma


a state of catatonia reached when a wealthy family exchanges christmas gifts for hours and hours on end. exacerbated when they’ve had their personal -ssistants purchase 20-30 gifts per family member over the course of an entire year.
everybody was experiencing gift comas at the martin household as they entered their 5th hour of exchanging gifts; mounds and mounds of which most didn’t want in the first place and will be carted directly in their luxury suvs to goodwill on their drive back home.

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