Gift From Grandma
a handjob. referred to as a “gift from grandma”, because traditionally on holidays the gift from grandma was the worst one given. hence the -n-logy of receiving a gift you didn’t really want.
guy one: so how’d it go with cheryl last night?
guy two: eh, not so good. i just ended up with a gift from grandma.
guy one: b-mmer, dude.
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