Giger Wanker


a giger w-nker is someone who straps themselves to a ceiling whilst wearing a gas mask and then proceeds to m-st-rb-t- to a slide show of h.r. giger paintings. traditionally they will mutter, “this is normal, this is normal,” to themselves until they c-m when they will shout, “take that s-xual perversion!”
“why is every guy i meet gay, married or a giger w-nker?”

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