GILB
acronym for “g-d i love band”. often used in marching band circles.
“oh, man that flash band was awesome… gilb!”
“at least the band always wins… gilb”
sleeping naked, so that it’s easier to seduce men.
“i really liked him, so i decided to gilbs”
the act of sticking ones thumb up the r-ct-m, when masturbating
i bet that guy gilb’s every now and again
noun- the action of scr-w-ng up -j-c-l-t–n, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.
verb- to screw up -j-c-l-t–n, for either party, in any way, shape, or form.
he got a little too excited and did a gilb in her hair.
she got the gilb when she lost her grip on her boyfriend’s p-n-s. right in the eye.
she lost vision in her left eye when she got gilbed there.
i tried to catch my seed, but i gilbed it and it hit my pink floyd poster.
amatuers often get the gilb if they can’t handle a w-ng properly.
brian always gilbs when he -j-c-l-t-s because he knows his mom will disown him if she finds out.
he gilbed it when masturbating and hit himself in the eye.
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