gimp dick
1. a p-n-s that is deformed or does not function properly.
2. a very small p-n-s.
brad: why is it taking brandon so long to use the restroom?
kevin: didn’t you hear? brandon’s d-ck doesn’t work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
brad: shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp d-ck.
brad: did you hear the news? brandon’s d-ck is only 3 cm long!
kevin: yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp d-ck!
a friend that is barely crippled, and will explote the advantages but hates being made fun of for it.
brandon is such a gimp d-ck, he has to always have the handicap parking, but will never let us make fun of him
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